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The image shows two parts. The top part is a screenshot of a text message conversation between 'My Crush' and another person. 'My Crush' asks three questions: What is the missing vowel? A, E, ?, O, U, What is the opposite of hate? and What is the opposite of me? The answers received are I, Love, and My boyfriend, respectively. Below the screenshot are two pictures of the Kermit the Frog. In the first picture, Kermit is looking at the phone. In the second one Kermit is on the floor with hands on his chest in a painful position.

blach66

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

Daddy dick

BROOO BAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Frog

A screenshot of a text message conversation where the contact is named "Not My Drug Dealer" and the first message says "Don't save my name as anything sketchy" followed by "Okay man I gotchu.". Below is an image from a video game showing "SNEAK 100"

Chri5

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

kanade otonokoji

HOLD UP

A chat conversation between two people. One person asks not to make 9/11 memes because their dad died in 9/11. The other person apologizes. Then, the first person says their dad was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia. Below the chat is an image of a cartoon figure with the text "hold up".

The Unknown King of Moderation

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first text says, "Can you call me a taxi at 7am tomorrow?" The second text says, "Thanks dad". There is a green "Ok" bubble, and the last text, which is from "dad", says: "You're a taxi".

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation shows a question: "what is LGBT?" The response is a photo of a lasagna and garlic bread with the text "Lasagna garlic bread time". A second message says "Thanks"

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Bethanywoodallen20

The image shows a distorted face that is a mix between a person and a guitar. The face's mouth is a guitar's sound hole, and the nose and forehead appear as part of the guitar neck. Below this image are two text messages. The first message in a blue bubble reads "When your childs born aucoustic" and the second message is in a grey bubble and reads "Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops".

stillwaiting..

A phone screen shows a text message conversation with the last message reading "My boyfriend", followed by two images of Kermit the frog. The first image is Kermit looking at a phone with a shocked expression. The second image is Kermit laying on the floor and having his chest compressed.

pande

Me and her Lol

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message in a gray bubble says, "Go f**k yourself." The response in a blue bubble says, "F**k me yourself you coward."

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A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

αmy

😏

A screenshot of a group chat in a messaging app. The chat includes the following messages: "Anyone going to garwood connectivity", "no", "be alone", "using 😂 after a normal sentence is so funny", "wanna go eat spaghetti", "I love children", "you guys are concerning", "Garwood???", "NAH CAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS", and "Anyone".

JakeFromFakeFarm

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

The image shows a text conversation. The first message reads, "I just typed 'finger' with my finger xd". The second message is, "WHAT?". Also, a grey sticker with the text "child slave" is placed above the first text message.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. It starts with a message from "fbi agent" saying "You welcome, don't mess this up king". Followed by a question "Wyd", the reply "playing xbox with the boys", then "you?" and finally a message saying: "Parents aren't home come over".

Heroin Monkey

A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".

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