I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass.... but I’m all out of ass
Bippity Boppity, I'm gonna shoot you of my property!
Dont adopt People or else, ur parents are gonna say ur ACTUALLY adopted k thx no jokes anymore bye
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET
When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says "No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*".
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
I was gonna tell u a joke about my abusive dad... But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Go punch an orphan what are they gonna do tell their parents.
Bippity Boppity Boo Donald Trump is gonna deport you
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.
We r gonna crush u in the try not to laugh
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orfan, what are they gonna do... tel their parents
What did Stephen hawking love that couldn't move? himself ps particularly his whole body I was gonna say his legs but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
