What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Hey, listen up! This joke is funny because it uses the word "rise" in two ways. Usually when you think of a canyon, you picture a big hole in the ground. But "rise" can also mean to go up, like how the other canyon is gonna "rise up on ahead", you silly goose! I can tell by your taste of humor that you haven't seen daylight in a long time.