today i explain what things are fake. serial killers, clowns, billy, fairies, your life,God,Jesus,your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff, youtube,your dad,scientists,teachers,God,Jesus, and Billy.
stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake.Alot of idiots will read this.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
i was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only i thought it was sodium funny
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?!
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
When I'm bored I like to slap orphans I mean what are they gonna do tell their parents
Bully: You're gonna die. Me: Hurry up then.
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
Muslims Don't need weed they've got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
what is the best thing about gay people? They're gay about being gay even though though they're gonna get shot in the USA.Wait that rhymes!!!
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
If you're gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.
