Fairytale

Fairytale Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

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  • Ball

    Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

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  • Self Harm

    You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

    Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

    Dwarf

    This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

    Dwarf

    Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

    Fairy Tale

    My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

    Motherhood

    Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.

    Ex-wife

    My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...

    "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

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  • Cinderella

    One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

    (P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)