What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
