Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf.....s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call an ugly, grey thing
Cinderelephant
