Canyon jokes
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
also acceptable when I saw your face
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
It's cavers.
Fall
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Community talk
"Fires burn up canyons A hurricane can wreck a beach Words can make a mockingbird forget they're born to sing Lies can break a fragile heart And doubt can crush your dreams, but honey, just take it from me The world is hard on beautiful things You're pretty, and you're smart God made a work of art Girl, don't pick yourself apart"
Elijah , should I tell my gf my X was fucking here 4 no reason at all like seriously , me and canyon were pissed ASF idk if I should , I want to , but I feel weird?