Canyon jokes
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
also acceptable when I saw your face
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Fall
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Community talk
"Fires burn up canyons A hurricane can wreck a beach Words can make a mockingbird forget they're born to sing Lies can break a fragile heart And doubt can crush your dreams, but honey, just take it from me The world is hard on beautiful things You're pretty, and you're smart God made a work of art Girl, don't pick yourself apart"
Elijah , should I tell my gf my X was fucking here 4 no reason at all like seriously , me and canyon were pissed ASF idk if I should , I want to , but I feel weird?