Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Canyon Jokes
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.