Canyon jokes

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

4

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.