Canyon jokes

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

4

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.

The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.

The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.

And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.