Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
What's the difference between the grand canyon and a blonde?
The grand canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she created the Grand Canyon
your lips are so big it turns the grand canyon side ways
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here i'm gonna rise up on ahead
