Canyon

Canyon Jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

Blonde

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Friend

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Wife

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

Momma

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Mum

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Geology

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.