pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Muffin Man Muffin Man hes gonna rape uouin his van
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
My question is how fat people fit in tuxedoes, honestly don’t wear those wear ur regular clothes, ur belly is just gonna pop out
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
my brother and i were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf, my mom cam in and started asking who knocked it over, to which i replied that i only had my shelf to blame.
heya can i axe you a question?
my brother like to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. i said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with not going to stop who? i told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
If you want to punch someone just punch an orphan.What are they gonna do, tell their parents😀
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin Man 3: Me first!
Man: Could you hold this for me? Kid:Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang!*GUNSHOT* Man:Damnit now who am I gonna put in the van?!
2 cows in a field. One says to the other, 'mooooooooo' The other says, 'Tut, I was gonna say that'
I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but.
Bin there done that
what did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said "im gonna break your heart" He says "go ahead your not breaking my 206 healthy bones"
So i made a parody for "Me,Myself,And i" it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but someone bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
when a white person says the n word
black people: yall mother fu...rs aint gonna believe dis shit
