so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
what do you call a black person going down a waterslide? sewage
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
the youngest of the twin towers said goodbye brotha but the one who got his which is the oldest said....IF I GO DOWN U GO WITH ME
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
The other day while I was going down on my grandma , I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her !!!!!
will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
a condescending con descending
(no joke) paul walker is the best legend to go down in history, change my mind
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
The pilot goes "WERE GOING DOWN" The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.