Going down jokes
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!