There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
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An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
what do you call a black person going down a waterslide? sewage
*Knock knock*
Why are you knocking on a wall, you're in the Twin Towers and they're going down
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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking. JK, Rolling.
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
a condescending con descending
A Woman exclaims that she was robbed she was reading in the dark candles were next to her on she says the thief opens her cabin of Jewelry and leaves and enters from the window.He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her.She turns the lights on and sees what happened.The candle wax was going down straight.A police man closes the window and cabin then tells her shes lying just for the cash reward.Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in the candle wax would be dripping to the side not straight!
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The pilot goes "WERE GOING DOWN" The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
