Going down jokes
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.