Brotha jokes

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Like this if one of your family members is emo!

My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.