Goal jokes

When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Why are Nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting.

LewenGOALski

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

Touch Down.

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.