Petition

Petition jokes

Difference

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

Skeleton

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite.

Memes

Citizen

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Mom

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Gravestone

I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.

Son: Where's grandma?

Memes

Community

Poll

Petition for Matt to add a third AI to the site named "Explain Dinosaur" (Because dinosaurs are cool!)

How come men get to be “short” and “fat” but women get to be “petite” and “curvy?”