Petition jokes
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
Did you adopt your dog?
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
