Petition jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
