What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Petition Jokes
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
