Lib jokes

Job

  • I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

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  • Libertarian Party

  • Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?

    Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.

    Library

  • I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

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  • Cancer

  • Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

    One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

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  • Community talk

  • Y'all probably thought I was a lib who killed myself after Trump came in, but actually it was because of Explain-it-bear.