FBI Agent jokes

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

Me: punching a kid.

My FBI agent: You're adopted.

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

What do you call a special police officer?

Officer down!

What does a spy do when he's cold?

He goes under cover.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.