FBI Agent jokes
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
