Accomplishment

Accomplishment Jokes

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags โ€žWe have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!โ€œ. Trump goes on โ€žSix weeks? Thatโ€™s nothing. I have the best submarines, theyโ€˜re underwater fรผr at least three months!โ€œ. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - โ€žHeil Hitler! We need Diesel.โ€œ

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How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.

What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea/*lap? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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