Go Jokes

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

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Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven

I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again

There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

911 jokes usually go over my head

Then it hits me

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.