Go jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?