What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies -- let's go to the moovies
How does an orange đ go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
What did one candle say to the other? Want to go out tonight?
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Let's go Brendan Fraser
whats the diffrents between a ofrfin anda dew 1 gose up and 1 gose down
kobe couldnât clutch up with the rift to go
1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
Q: Where did sally go on her bike A: No where
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
If tim goes to heavan and tom goes to hell, where does tam go? up ur ass
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
I meant to say whatâs an orphans least favorite store to go to? Family dollar store
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
why dint the orange go to the docter
bc he had vitemen C
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
