Go jokes
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"
His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."
So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"
She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"
The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"
"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.
The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.
"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH