Pedophile and Clock

The joke plays on the creepy behavior of pedophiles by comparing them to a clock that doesn't go past 12. It's dark and twisted humor because it links a sexual predator with a limit of a clock.

• Pedophile
• Clock
• Common
• Time
• Abuse
• Crime

• What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common? They both get turned on by children.
• What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
• I like my clocks like I like people. Under 12.
• What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker? "Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"