Go Jokes

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

to see who's hanging around.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

Dad: "Exactly, son."

If Jeffy goes to a orphanage he will die how is he supposed to move

Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.

Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.

Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.