Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
why cant orphans go to a family restaurants. because they don't have a family to go with
why did he go to hell because he couldnt use the stirs to heven
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet.Because he had a toiletcal in the drain.
what sayd the man to the woman??
go to the kitchen lol
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
