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Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8