Go jokes
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
life
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!