Go jokes
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Memes
When you start middle school
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.