Go

Go jokes

Braille

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

Mushroom

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Place

Person: I broke my arm in three places.

Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.

Memes

Shooting Range

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

Home

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

Dad

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Demon Slayer

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Rooster

Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.

I made that one up.

Father

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

Furry

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

Mental Health

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

Poster

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."