Go jokes

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.

Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.

Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I don't know, go google it.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."