Go jokes
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?