Gone for Milk

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for you, because your frontal lobe is the size of a peanut. So, the dude is makin' fun of someone whose dad dipped out to get milk but never came back, implying he's still out there... buying milk, of course. But then the joker hits ya with the twist, reminding us there is no milk shop and he doesn't have a dad. Classic case of a gone dad joke!