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What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

How do bees get to school?

They go on a school buzz.

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

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When do you go to the store?

UVUALA!!!!!

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.

Me: Ok.

*Ring*

Me: Opens the door.

Oh sh*t!

Mom: Gets flip flop.

Teacher: What’s 2+2?

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.

Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?

Because he was grounded.

Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"

Why do elves go to school?

To learn the elf-abet.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.

So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.