Go jokes
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!