Go jokes

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

How do bees get to school?

They go on a school buzz.

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

-->[] go through the door if you can.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."