Go jokes
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.