Go jokes
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
how it started
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.