Holly jokes
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where鈥檚 The beef?"
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
