Holly jokes
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Memes
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
