Vulgarity jokes

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.

A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?

loading the dishwasher.

Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

cock, cock, and cum

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

F*ck me!

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

Two can't chew.