Vulgarity jokes
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
I want that T-shirt
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
cock, cock, and cum
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
F*ck me!