Vulgarity jokes
I've the biggest cock. Suck it.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Pussy, no pussy.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Slob on my knob.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
My name is Big Dick.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.