Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Go Jokes
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Someday you'll go far.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
