Go jokes

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?

Everywhere.

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"