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What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

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  • My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

    I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

    Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

    Why can’t orphans build anything?

    Because they can’t go to Home Depot.