Go jokes
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
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If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.