Give jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
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Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.