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What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band...so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)

Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry

I don't give two shits about how evil these are there funny

I will give you all the fine chicks you want just dial this number 313-974- tap that ass from hooters strip club.

Armless child: can you give me hand??

Me: ok

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you, and living in the country? Everybody knows nothing.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You give it a little boogie.

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"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller." Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

Not to be rude or anything but im not adopted my bf is and some of these are really mean because sometimes there parents give them up just because there ugly or just because of there skin color We should stop making fun of them and yes i do gigle sometimes but they can be relay hurtful sometimes

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Can i get a glass of water? I will give u anything u ask.

Really, than give me a pond of water

Remember the big forehead kid who said “Give me a knife, I’m going to kill myself” ? because of being bullied His head was to big to even exist, and that's why he's dead

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me:hi Jaiden bully/Jaiden harper:leave me alone weirdo me:wow says the one who didn't pass 3RD grade bully/Jaiden harper:"*hits*" me:*calls fbi and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves*"bye bye" fbi:"FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!"