Give jokes

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

Give this post the most likes, please?

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it goo!

How do you kill a retard?

Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Just give me my money (clap clap clap).

"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.

"Give me the good news first," the patient said.

"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."

"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"I've been trying to reach you for two days."

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.