me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Ha ha get rickrolled!
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip chip hooray!
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What should people do with their floppy dicks? I Give them a Good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of someting
So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later thanks
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
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u know wat should give up an stay day
fortnite
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What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Don't give emos crack there high enough
The orphan had to earn money because he didn't have parents to give him/her and allowance...
I read a sign what it meant to say is you matter don't give up what I read was you don't matter give up
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
the way to stop school shootings is to give children a rpg
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