I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
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we should give whoever killed hitler a statue oh wait nevermind.
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman? give me head
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me? He didn't give me any. I was made by the devil.
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
