Shaken or Stirred

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James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that James Bond ALWAYS says, "shaken, not stirred" when he orders a martini. But in this joke, he doesn't care how the bartender makes the drink. It's funny because it's the opposite of what you expect, which I know is a complex idea for you to understand. You probably think shaken is when you get scared, hahaha!

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  • If you don’t know what James Bond is you shouldn’t look or understand the joke

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