James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Shaken or Stirred
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that James Bond ALWAYS says, "shaken, not stirred" when he orders a martini. But in this joke, he doesn't care how the bartender makes the drink. It's funny because it's the opposite of what you expect, which I know is a complex idea for you to understand. You probably think shaken is when you get scared, hahaha!
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If you don’t know what James Bond is you shouldn’t look or understand the joke