It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
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What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
the highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What can a gay man can't be but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough of money? 💸 cock teaser
why did the baker give the shopper a butt? because she asked for a butt!!
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
