Girlfriend Jokes

My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...

We don't see each other very much

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah witness had sex with me so hard she turned to Christianity

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”

I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it

Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it

My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet

I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas

what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.

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how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriends ex!

Today sucked my girlfriend got hit by a car and I lost my job as an Uber driver

Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out

My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back