Girl jokes
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.