Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
