I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
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There is an afghan barbie; it’s a blow up doll
A girl came to my house she said where’s your parents I started crying
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This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
a girl asked ̈can i have some nuts too? ̈ boy: ̈sure what ones;) ̈
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
It's funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed
why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um
