22 remember that 18 year old girl I set u up
with no
Why not To old
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya
Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
why did the girls sit on the clock. To be on time
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
I like this Russian girl but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Found this girl in Hawaii Put a stick up her ass and she said Ayi
Yo girl...do you like squirrels, because i'm about to nut in your hole
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy.... and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the "girl" takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:...... um
I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn't stand a chance against both of us
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
