Girl jokes
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Memes
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.