Girl jokes

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?

Put barbecue sauce on it.

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.

Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.

My friend: Why?

Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.

What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?

She can't identify you.

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

All school meeting introductions:

Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”

Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?

A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.

Why are girls and rocks so alike?

If they're flat, they get skipped.

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girl's innocence.