Girl jokes
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
Memes
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.