Girl jokes
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.