Girl Jokes

All school meetings introductions:

Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”

why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.

Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girls innocence

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument

A knife has a point

One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...

‎...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"