Girl

Girl jokes

Chick

What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?

She can't identify you.

Vodka

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.

Memes

Rape

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”

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  • Orphan

    Girl: Hey.

    Orphan: Hi.

    Girl: Wanna be friends?

    Orphan: Sure.

    Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

    School

    All school meeting introductions:

    Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

    Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

    High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”

    Rock

    Why are girls and rocks so alike?

    If they're flat, they get skipped.

    Vibrator

    What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

    When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

    Pedophile

    Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

    He took a girl's innocence.

    Bar

    What do a girl and a bar have in common?

    A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

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  • Harry Potter

    Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

    Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

    Argument

    Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

    A knife has a point.

    Bullying

    One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

    The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.