Girl Jokes

How can you tell if google is a girl? It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "mummy what`s that building over there"? The mother looked at the prison, smiled and said "that's where the cotton pickers live.

Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.

Girl: i like girls Dad: ok? Girl 2: i like girls too Dad: okay so who likes boys?! Boy: i do

what did the man say to the girl? You just milked a cow.

How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight

What did the girl say to the white guy “ you have a peener wiener”

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips

So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃 When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

joe mama is very cool9 sweet home alabama starts )

Never break a girl's/Boy's someone’s heart. They only have one of them. Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

A girl had black hair also i threw rubbish at to realise she wasnt a bin

Shat's the diffrence between depression amd a girl? XXXTentacion cant seem to beat depression.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self

Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a "Bone" condition

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”