Girl jokes
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.