Girl jokes
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.