what is a girl favert song when they are on their period
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Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
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What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
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At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid āIf you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollar how much do you have?ā Everyone one raised their hand except one little girl.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
Girl: come over. Orphan: I canāt Girl: my parents arenāt home. Orphan: oh cool something we have in common.
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19? She lost her taste.
Yesterday i tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were and that made her cry harder. So then i adked her where her house was and she said with tears "i dont have one" so i got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was a orphaninch.
After every line, say āIām a man.ā I went to the club. (Iām a man) I met a girl. (Iām a man) I took her to the bar. (Iām a man) We got some drinks. (Iām a man) I took her home. (Iām a man) We got in bed. (Iām a man) She whispered in my ear, (Iām a man)
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins the doctor said but the lady was like
The lady: ugh why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl not a boy to just a girl!!!!!!!,!
The lady passed out šµ and then found out she was in a coma the man who was in labor died the two babys got a nanny a evil one the nanny killed the babys on there first birthday
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Why can't orphans play baseball, they donāt know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: Iām going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iām a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itās like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itās not like they can tell their parents.
Whatās an orphanās least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the canāt see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they donāt know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Whatās the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
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A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
