Girl jokes

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?

An H2hoe.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"

Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."

Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"

Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"

The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"

The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."

The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"

"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂