What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt
i am a fat girl
what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet
Girl is your butt made of water, because it is tubig
How do you call a Virgin girl in Alabama? An Orphan
Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of time.
Bf: Well it's either yes or no.
Gf: ...
Bf: Well when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky: You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that! The girl, showing her arm: Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
There's is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
