The Sadistic Pear

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.

Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."

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Okay, so listen up, nimrod. This joke is so dumb it's kinda funny. This fruit, Pear, lives a sad life. His friend Carrot gets vored, Pear gets depressed, he marries Harvey Weinstein (the guy who is a sex offender), has kids named Minion, and then dies. The punchline is a pun, which is the only funny thing. You probably liked the fart jokes in elementary school, didn't you?

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