Girl jokes

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

Your mum gay, lol.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.