DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti meatballs
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Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
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Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
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I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
what hits the ground first a apple or a emo girl..... the rope would catch her
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said- “I like ya cut g”
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
