Girl jokes
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.