Girl jokes
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!