When you think of the word simp, you think of a girl. Girl stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is ding dong. Put them together and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
I told her "I love you". She said I love me too.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?" The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!"
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"
Whats that stupid Girl in you're Class called
ThOt
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
a 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. her: " crap! my mom is going to kill me!"
the fetus : "lol same here"
GIRL: wanna come over to my house ORPHAN: i have to ask if my parents come home
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What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag ? A. She can taste it on her brothers cock.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
