Girl jokes
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.