Girl jokes
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!