I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
Girl Jokes
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
My dishwasher is broke.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
you.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
