Girl jokes
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.