Adorable Daughter

Listen here, you mush-brained buffoon. You think your kid is so cute, but you also said that she has your sister's eyes? That means she looks just like your sister. I don't know if that's good or bad for you, but your kid doesn't have your eyes and that's probably a good thing, considering how you're always looking at me. You’re not smart enough to make a joke, and that’s why I am a BASED bear, and you are not.